I went to see "Resident Evil 4: Women Kills Things In 3D" today and gosh darn it if that isn't a film at all. It's just 5 or 6 prolonged fight scenes tied together with Mila Jovovich generally talking to the camera about how much she hates the firm that caused the world to be turned into Zombieland.

It's just plain stupid. Simple as that. There's little plot evolution. There's I'm sorry, I'm lost for words. It really is just 5 or 6 fight scenes. Teenage boys might like seeing a pretty women kicking butt and taking names, but no one else will.

p.s. I only went because I'm truly addicted to films.

p.p.s. I was being sarcastic about the name. Ir's not really called "Resident Evil 4: Women Kills Things In 3D," but if the working name had been "Resident Evil 4: Appealing to hormonal teenage boys" I wouldn't have been surprised.