In future, if I ever threaten to see a film like "Resident Evil: Retribution," will someone ask me Why do I do this to myself?

I really do want someone to ask too, because this "hormonal teenage boy film" (lots of pretty women in skimpy clothes trying to evade vampires), and I'm not a teenage boy any more.

This film is pretty much like every other Respident Evil film that I've ever seen. Pretty woman has to fight her way out of a dungeon to escape zombie (in this case at the behest of a former arch enemy).

It's the same movie as all the others in the series. If you liked them, you'll like this. If you didn't, you won't like this.